Inappropriate Mothers Day Songs

Sure, we could steer you in the direction of great songs to sing to your mother today, but we thought you might be better off if we provide a little PSA about what NOT to sing to your mothers today. 

  1. "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
    As far as classics go, Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the best.  Such a great song to belt out after *clears throat* number of drinks.  Although, for one day of the year, you may want to hold off on singing to your dear mother
    "MAMA - Just killed a man!  Put a gun against his head.  Pulled the trigger, now he's dead."
    Just maybe.  She might not have to deal with harboring a fugitive today - lol ;)
  2. "Mama Said Knock You Out"  by LL Cool J
    Again, violence is probably not the most uplifting topic for Mother's Day and blaming it on the dear woman who birthed you / raised you / wiped your butt (or all of the above) might not be so endearing.
    "I'm gonna knock you out
    Mama said knock you out"
  3. "Mother" by Pink Floyd
    The whole song is thought provoking but dark, particularly the lines
    "Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true.
    Mama's gonna put all her fears into you."
    Yeah, maybe hold off on this one and sing it to her another day

Hope we've steered you in a better direction.  Happy Mother's Day to all Mothers today!


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